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Number of places Rhodan has shit : 7
Times Rhodan has pissed himself : 4/per diem
- Guy Knife sitings : 0
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A Feature Film Chronicling the Lives of 4 Latter Day Renaissance Men
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
mmm.. clitical status...
This one time, I lit a touch match, and one thing lead to another and next thing I knew, Aidan's pants were on fire and Carr was saying strange, made-up lines like, "Where's hammertime now? Bucker!"
and here's MC Got Nothin's freestyle of the night.. (Mind you it's 1:14 so don't expect this to be as sweet as usual)
I dabble in S&M,
Them thong wearin' bitches whippen men.
And I'm feeling distress,
lettin' loose with all the best,
wishin' Quick wouldn't attest
to havin smoked Jason upside his breasts.
A fuckin' C cup?
You got that right,
And when it goes on and on,
I'ma pull it out like Brendan done,
Infront of Pat, the l'il one.
Hearin' bout yo dead family members,
With your case full of nickles,
He's got your back,
Covering number one with pickles.
And with all those screams an your feelin' the heat,
The flanger beats freely,
Never failing to quit.
*Insert clever couplet concerning how Carr is not actually a petifile, but rather we know that deep down inside, he loves revealing himself to children. Ages 4-6, tickets at the door or in advance by calling Ticketmaster at 1-800-458-4754 |
This one time, I lit a touch match, and one thing lead to another and next thing I knew, Aidan's pants were on fire and Carr was saying strange, made-up lines like, "Where's hammertime now? Bucker!"
and here's MC Got Nothin's freestyle of the night.. (Mind you it's 1:14 so don't expect this to be as sweet as usual)
I dabble in S&M,
Them thong wearin' bitches whippen men.
And I'm feeling distress,
lettin' loose with all the best,
wishin' Quick wouldn't attest
to havin smoked Jason upside his breasts.
A fuckin' C cup?
You got that right,
And when it goes on and on,
I'ma pull it out like Brendan done,
Infront of Pat, the l'il one.
Hearin' bout yo dead family members,
With your case full of nickles,
He's got your back,
Covering number one with pickles.
And with all those screams an your feelin' the heat,
The flanger beats freely,
Never failing to quit.
*Insert clever couplet concerning how Carr is not actually a petifile, but rather we know that deep down inside, he loves revealing himself to children. Ages 4-6, tickets at the door or in advance by calling Ticketmaster at 1-800-458-4754 |
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
The tribute to Louie Anderson blog
Name one new member to gedstupit.blogspot.com!
*hushed whispers*
"Uhh we're gonna go with Cher, whoever you are."
"Ok, and by the way my name is-"
*hushed whispers*
"Uh no, we don't care."
"Ok, well show me Cher!"
EHHNNNN
"That's one!"
"Shut the fuck up! We're gonna go with... Gail Mannard Carr."
"Show me, Gail Mannard Carr!"
EHHHNNN ("HUGE NAZI" briefly flashes on the board)
"Ok, we're gonna go with, The Quickster."
"Show me.. O'Quickly Carr..." |
Name one new member to gedstupit.blogspot.com!
*hushed whispers*
"Uhh we're gonna go with Cher, whoever you are."
"Ok, and by the way my name is-"
*hushed whispers*
"Uh no, we don't care."
"Ok, well show me Cher!"
EHHNNNN
"That's one!"
"Shut the fuck up! We're gonna go with... Gail Mannard Carr."
"Show me, Gail Mannard Carr!"
EHHHNNN ("HUGE NAZI" briefly flashes on the board)
"Ok, we're gonna go with, The Quickster."
"Show me.. O'Quickly Carr..." |
The music of Ged Stupit and the garbage that motivates us into doing the things we do.
CKY - Beastman vs. Skeletor
'Ol Dirty Bastard - Baby I Got Your Money
Mos Def - New World Water
Big Sugar - All Hell For A Basement
And various artists that pollute rank tunes:
Ima robot
Godsmack
Talib Kweli
Jethro Tull
Beastie Boys
CCR
Anything Tone Loc
AND THE EAGLES FUCKING SUCK |
CKY - Beastman vs. Skeletor
'Ol Dirty Bastard - Baby I Got Your Money
Mos Def - New World Water
Big Sugar - All Hell For A Basement
And various artists that pollute rank tunes:
Ima robot
Godsmack
Talib Kweli
Jethro Tull
Beastie Boys
CCR
Anything Tone Loc
AND THE EAGLES FUCKING SUCK |
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Alright this is my second blog. The first one is on http://hubester.blogspot.com. I'm too stupid to know how to put these both on the same page so here is the Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear on Ged Stupit®.
10. Yeah I'm not gonna piss myself.
9. Fuck CKY, Jackass is better.
8. Gail Mainard Carr is so nice.
7. I'm not feeling like doing anything dangerous today.
6. Looks like Aidan did not eat pizza today.
5. Man, we are so smart. (not sarcastic)
4. Rhodan didn't piss himself.
3. Man, that smells good.
2. I can't believe you didn't do that stunt.
1. Too dangerous. |
10. Yeah I'm not gonna piss myself.
9. Fuck CKY, Jackass is better.
8. Gail Mainard Carr is so nice.
7. I'm not feeling like doing anything dangerous today.
6. Looks like Aidan did not eat pizza today.
5. Man, we are so smart. (not sarcastic)
4. Rhodan didn't piss himself.
3. Man, that smells good.
2. I can't believe you didn't do that stunt.
1. Too dangerous. |
Welcome to Ged Stupit.
In brief, we kick ass.
As if I even need to tell you why, but we're pretty nice guys so I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Aidan shit off a bridge.
2. One time, Tonya tried filming, but instead Ben just said mean shit about her instead and then tried to cover it up.
3. We own a digicam and less brains then you.
"And I was gonna walk over there an be like, 'Fuck!'." Rhodan's response to Carr dropping a stack of pizza boxes. We're still trying to find out what he meant.
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In brief, we kick ass.
As if I even need to tell you why, but we're pretty nice guys so I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Aidan shit off a bridge.
2. One time, Tonya tried filming, but instead Ben just said mean shit about her instead and then tried to cover it up.
3. We own a digicam and less brains then you.
"And I was gonna walk over there an be like, 'Fuck!'." Rhodan's response to Carr dropping a stack of pizza boxes. We're still trying to find out what he meant.
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