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Number of places Rhodan has shit : 7
Times Rhodan has pissed himself : 4/per diem
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Saturday, May 29, 2004
Monday, April 12, 2004
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Sooo... I'm thinking day 13 (or are we at 14 now?) over Easter...
Maybe it's time we start banking ideas. Oh wait! Everything we come up with will just go down at school anyways.
On the subject of ideas, any ingenial ones on how we're going to get bennydonair and yap on the site? The latter says the invitation never works. |
Maybe it's time we start banking ideas. Oh wait! Everything we come up with will just go down at school anyways.
On the subject of ideas, any ingenial ones on how we're going to get bennydonair and yap on the site? The latter says the invitation never works. |
Saturday, April 03, 2004
All this talk about Aidan,
And he ain't even azn!
Did i miss a preference change
or did y'all decide to blame
someone else for your woes?
but whut whut are you still up?
or viagra played its role
in pushin shit back up yo hole?
Believe me when i say it.
Aidan's not a pimpin "A" playa,
but that hasn't stopped you
from peein' in a bottle
and feedin' him a little
like it came from his mother's nipple
Is a little role play goin' on?
cause I hear it gets out-of-hand,
when I leave from yap's
where you conduct
and instruct
slammin' Aidan til pappi takes a turn-
Makin' Aidan "learn",
posin' as the school teacher who loves anal burn.
Or is your mouth wide open
and as he's squirtin' semen
you want to fit it all in,
before his christe-nin'? |
And he ain't even azn!
Did i miss a preference change
or did y'all decide to blame
someone else for your woes?
but whut whut are you still up?
or viagra played its role
in pushin shit back up yo hole?
Believe me when i say it.
Aidan's not a pimpin "A" playa,
but that hasn't stopped you
from peein' in a bottle
and feedin' him a little
like it came from his mother's nipple
Is a little role play goin' on?
cause I hear it gets out-of-hand,
when I leave from yap's
where you conduct
and instruct
slammin' Aidan til pappi takes a turn-
Makin' Aidan "learn",
posin' as the school teacher who loves anal burn.
Or is your mouth wide open
and as he's squirtin' semen
you want to fit it all in,
before his christe-nin'? |
I be slicker than style,
HARDER all the while...
talkin' hooks rubbin' o'carreigh,
can't touch him while hes starred eh!
Bein' like, yo,
carr,
cartoons ain't hardcore por-n,
an lettin' loose ain't all about the lor-e.
Try smeltin' fine wines,
at the dinner table lyin'
takin' bitches out to dine
Flippin (sex) coins in the booth
be right up your route,
Playin' wit yo loose tooth
and prepubescent WHUT?
Heard you from Canora?
(Isn't that just West of H.C.?)
Street cred on flour-a!
an natives takin pees
behind your car-hole I don't see!
Huh?... Where it be?
Gang land slang got your girdles in a knot?
No meat in yo freeza'
And guidance hard to spot
Dirty dishes can be found beside your old paint cans,
datin' back to '70 when fluorescent was the rage,
wish you hadn't paid to have your house look like a van!
Nice furniture from IKEA,
Funny story about that... y'all about to feel the burn.
some assembly required,
but what was your average this term? |
HARDER all the while...
talkin' hooks rubbin' o'carreigh,
can't touch him while hes starred eh!
Bein' like, yo,
carr,
cartoons ain't hardcore por-n,
an lettin' loose ain't all about the lor-e.
Try smeltin' fine wines,
at the dinner table lyin'
takin' bitches out to dine
Flippin (sex) coins in the booth
be right up your route,
Playin' wit yo loose tooth
and prepubescent WHUT?
Heard you from Canora?
(Isn't that just West of H.C.?)
Street cred on flour-a!
an natives takin pees
behind your car-hole I don't see!
Huh?... Where it be?
Gang land slang got your girdles in a knot?
No meat in yo freeza'
And guidance hard to spot
Dirty dishes can be found beside your old paint cans,
datin' back to '70 when fluorescent was the rage,
wish you hadn't paid to have your house look like a van!
Nice furniture from IKEA,
Funny story about that... y'all about to feel the burn.
some assembly required,
but what was your average this term? |
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
mmm.. clitical status...
This one time, I lit a touch match, and one thing lead to another and next thing I knew, Aidan's pants were on fire and Carr was saying strange, made-up lines like, "Where's hammertime now? Bucker!"
and here's MC Got Nothin's freestyle of the night.. (Mind you it's 1:14 so don't expect this to be as sweet as usual)
I dabble in S&M,
Them thong wearin' bitches whippen men.
And I'm feeling distress,
lettin' loose with all the best,
wishin' Quick wouldn't attest
to havin smoked Jason upside his breasts.
A fuckin' C cup?
You got that right,
And when it goes on and on,
I'ma pull it out like Brendan done,
Infront of Pat, the l'il one.
Hearin' bout yo dead family members,
With your case full of nickles,
He's got your back,
Covering number one with pickles.
And with all those screams an your feelin' the heat,
The flanger beats freely,
Never failing to quit.
*Insert clever couplet concerning how Carr is not actually a petifile, but rather we know that deep down inside, he loves revealing himself to children. Ages 4-6, tickets at the door or in advance by calling Ticketmaster at 1-800-458-4754 |
This one time, I lit a touch match, and one thing lead to another and next thing I knew, Aidan's pants were on fire and Carr was saying strange, made-up lines like, "Where's hammertime now? Bucker!"
and here's MC Got Nothin's freestyle of the night.. (Mind you it's 1:14 so don't expect this to be as sweet as usual)
I dabble in S&M,
Them thong wearin' bitches whippen men.
And I'm feeling distress,
lettin' loose with all the best,
wishin' Quick wouldn't attest
to havin smoked Jason upside his breasts.
A fuckin' C cup?
You got that right,
And when it goes on and on,
I'ma pull it out like Brendan done,
Infront of Pat, the l'il one.
Hearin' bout yo dead family members,
With your case full of nickles,
He's got your back,
Covering number one with pickles.
And with all those screams an your feelin' the heat,
The flanger beats freely,
Never failing to quit.
*Insert clever couplet concerning how Carr is not actually a petifile, but rather we know that deep down inside, he loves revealing himself to children. Ages 4-6, tickets at the door or in advance by calling Ticketmaster at 1-800-458-4754 |
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
The tribute to Louie Anderson blog
Name one new member to gedstupit.blogspot.com!
*hushed whispers*
"Uhh we're gonna go with Cher, whoever you are."
"Ok, and by the way my name is-"
*hushed whispers*
"Uh no, we don't care."
"Ok, well show me Cher!"
EHHNNNN
"That's one!"
"Shut the fuck up! We're gonna go with... Gail Mannard Carr."
"Show me, Gail Mannard Carr!"
EHHHNNN ("HUGE NAZI" briefly flashes on the board)
"Ok, we're gonna go with, The Quickster."
"Show me.. O'Quickly Carr..." |
Name one new member to gedstupit.blogspot.com!
*hushed whispers*
"Uhh we're gonna go with Cher, whoever you are."
"Ok, and by the way my name is-"
*hushed whispers*
"Uh no, we don't care."
"Ok, well show me Cher!"
EHHNNNN
"That's one!"
"Shut the fuck up! We're gonna go with... Gail Mannard Carr."
"Show me, Gail Mannard Carr!"
EHHHNNN ("HUGE NAZI" briefly flashes on the board)
"Ok, we're gonna go with, The Quickster."
"Show me.. O'Quickly Carr..." |
The music of Ged Stupit and the garbage that motivates us into doing the things we do.
CKY - Beastman vs. Skeletor
'Ol Dirty Bastard - Baby I Got Your Money
Mos Def - New World Water
Big Sugar - All Hell For A Basement
And various artists that pollute rank tunes:
Ima robot
Godsmack
Talib Kweli
Jethro Tull
Beastie Boys
CCR
Anything Tone Loc
AND THE EAGLES FUCKING SUCK |
CKY - Beastman vs. Skeletor
'Ol Dirty Bastard - Baby I Got Your Money
Mos Def - New World Water
Big Sugar - All Hell For A Basement
And various artists that pollute rank tunes:
Ima robot
Godsmack
Talib Kweli
Jethro Tull
Beastie Boys
CCR
Anything Tone Loc
AND THE EAGLES FUCKING SUCK |
Sunday, March 28, 2004
Alright this is my second blog. The first one is on http://hubester.blogspot.com. I'm too stupid to know how to put these both on the same page so here is the Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear on Ged Stupit®.
10. Yeah I'm not gonna piss myself.
9. Fuck CKY, Jackass is better.
8. Gail Mainard Carr is so nice.
7. I'm not feeling like doing anything dangerous today.
6. Looks like Aidan did not eat pizza today.
5. Man, we are so smart. (not sarcastic)
4. Rhodan didn't piss himself.
3. Man, that smells good.
2. I can't believe you didn't do that stunt.
1. Too dangerous. |
10. Yeah I'm not gonna piss myself.
9. Fuck CKY, Jackass is better.
8. Gail Mainard Carr is so nice.
7. I'm not feeling like doing anything dangerous today.
6. Looks like Aidan did not eat pizza today.
5. Man, we are so smart. (not sarcastic)
4. Rhodan didn't piss himself.
3. Man, that smells good.
2. I can't believe you didn't do that stunt.
1. Too dangerous. |
Welcome to Ged Stupit.
In brief, we kick ass.
As if I even need to tell you why, but we're pretty nice guys so I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Aidan shit off a bridge.
2. One time, Tonya tried filming, but instead Ben just said mean shit about her instead and then tried to cover it up.
3. We own a digicam and less brains then you.
"And I was gonna walk over there an be like, 'Fuck!'." Rhodan's response to Carr dropping a stack of pizza boxes. We're still trying to find out what he meant.
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In brief, we kick ass.
As if I even need to tell you why, but we're pretty nice guys so I'm going to tell you anyways.
1. Aidan shit off a bridge.
2. One time, Tonya tried filming, but instead Ben just said mean shit about her instead and then tried to cover it up.
3. We own a digicam and less brains then you.
"And I was gonna walk over there an be like, 'Fuck!'." Rhodan's response to Carr dropping a stack of pizza boxes. We're still trying to find out what he meant.
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